Dream Weaver

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Kiss this ass goodbye
Move over, Nostradamus. Rev Halofan of the LA Angels blog Halos Heaven predicted World Series hero Jeff Weaver would sign with the Seattle Mariners in a January 3 post.

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Word is Nintendo has enough hydroponic profits they would have smoked with Zito that they are questioning why not go after Stoner #2...

My source says "Not 100%" (not yet like last year's inkwell) as Jeffo dug the Midwest Farmers Daughters in Saint Louie, but Boras will dig for the dough and it may be Emerald Green in a week or two...


Unreal genuflects in Halofan's general direction.

-Unreal

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