Albert's Ace

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So Albert Pujols batted a perfect 1.000 on his U.S. citizenship test. (That's .800 points higher than he batted during the World Series, by the way.)

How hard were the questions? Judge for yourself.

Toughest question? "What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens?" Guess the INS doesn't do subjectivity.

Our favorite? "Can you name the two senators from your state?" Yes. Yes, we can. Next question, please.

-Ian Froeb

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