Enough Already with This Fucking Barbie Shit

Categories: Unreal
Dunno about you, but for ol' Unreal, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's list of "Most E-Mailed Stories" is as hard to avoid looking at as a gruesome multi-car pileup.

But this week's top entrant -- Cynthia Billhartz Gregorian's "If Barbie lived in your 'hood, would she look like this?" -- this, to paraphrase Bush 41, well, THIS SHALL NOT STAND.

Yeah, Unreal got the damn Barbie e-mail. Everyfuckingone got the damn Barbie e-mail. But Unreal didn't write about the damn Barbie e-mail. Because Unreal had seen the Barbie e-mail before. Like, years ago. Because, you see, the Barbie e-mail has been making its way around for a long, l-o-n-g time.

"If Barbie lived in your 'hood, would she look like this?" doesn't inform readers of the staleness factor. But that's about the only stone Cynthia Billhartz Gregorian leaves unturned in her 800-word opus, which, as it wends its merry way, accosts a Mattel spokeswoman, a Maplewood resident (and, to balance the Missouri-Illinois variation factor, one from O'Fallon on the east side) and -- are you sitting down? -- an emeritus professor of sociology and public policy administration.

If you're reading this and you are partly responsible for making "If Barbie lived in your 'hood, would she look like this?" one of the week's most e-mailed P-D stories, well, we pray for your poor lost soul.

And don't come around here no more.

Have a nice weekend.


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