What's Chris Duncan Dry-Humping This Week?

• Uh....you shmos do realize that's a photoshop.

• Dry humping???? Try again! My long-term male companion(Blaine) and I were at the local queer & beer and spotted Mr. Duncan three sheets to the wind. With little effort Blaine had Chris on the couch at home sippin' mojito's. My complaints? First, he was pretty rude the way he repeatedly would snap "Reach-around!!! I'm close!!" He wasnt close! He was drunk! Second complaint, The next day I woke up and my hand smelt weird. Worse then that were the red bumps on my prick. That asshole said "Dont worry sweetie, those are little redbirds!" I always though Chris was a fielder, but last night he was a Cy Young pitcher also! Meow my ass is tore up! In my mind, picture it yourself! the entire city of Detroit- is taking turns a hundred at a time, cumming, spiting, and shitting on Chris Duncans mother for his disrespect of the Cup. StLouis will NEVER win it. It's not like your chances were any better before Duncan.

• Dry humping is fine, Chris. Especially since you're on the road your uncle can always be there. The reason you hicks in StL will NEVER see the Cup for real(like DETROIT) is schmoes like Duncan treating it like that. Do that in Detroit and see a "big tough Pro" get his head handed to him.

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