Bob Schneider at Lucas School House in St. Louis November 5

Unreal has been banned -- you read that right: banned -- from posting any Bob Schneider-related content on A to Z.

Something to do with an, um, obsession, we're told, as we're hustled, via e-mail, to the door. In a figurative sense, this is what our Uncle Pete used to refer to as "the bum's rush."

Jesus Christ, it's not like we're Beatle Bob or something.

Harrumph.

So...

Show's at 9 p.m. Wednesday, November 5, at the Lucas School House (1220 Allen Avenue in Soulard). Tix are $20. Call 314-621-6565 if you wanna buy in advance.

Or call Unreal.

Or listen to this.

-Unreal