Speaking of Petitions...Please Join Me In Demanding the Resignation of Rams Radio Commentator, Jim Hanifan
That's right. Even after yesterday's embarrassing fourth-quarter collapse to the Atlanta Falcons to bring their season-ending record to 2-14, the majority of players on the team still have faith in their head coach. The players, btw, affectionately refer to Haslett as "Haz" -- although a more fitting nickname would be "Hazn't." As in..."Coach Hazn't won a game in, oh, two months."
But, hey, if the players want to sign a petition, that's great. I just happen to have a petition of my own. As you may know, next season the Rams will transition their radio broadcasts from oldies station KLOU (103.3 FM) to new sports station WMVN (101.1 FM). Here's hoping that color analyst Jim Hanifan won't make the move.
I'm sure there are worse color analysts out there, but none immediately come to mind. (Perhaps if John Madden and Dick Vitale were able to have a child together, their offspring might -- just might -- be as insufferable as Hanifan.)
A former head coach of the football Cardinals, Hanifan first debuted in the Rams broadcast booth in 2005. During that initial game, Hanifan went ballistic when the Rams chose "tails" during a coin toss. According to Hanifan (who coached the Big Red to a 39-49-1 record from 1980 to 1985), coin tosses almost always come out "heads." Later in that same game Hanifan informed Rams Nation that he was "going to regurgitate" when a Rams player missed a tackle.
These days Hanifan can be heard repeating himself on nearly every play. Such as when he announces that something is "horrible, horrible" or vexes "good-gad, good-gad" and "arrgh, arrgh."
He does, however, enjoy those Quiznos subs delivered to the broadcast booth at half-time. You can hear his drool hit the microphone midway through the first quarter when Hanifan first announces the sub-shop promotion. It's gotten to the point where you almost don't know whether Rams play-by-play commentator Steve Savard is working with Hanifan or babysitting him.
But enough about my feelings on Hanifan. Do you have your own thoughts you'd like to share? Feel free to respond in the commentary session below or just leave your name to join in on the petition. I'll be sending a compiled list to the Rams within the next few weeks.
P.S. As an extra bonus I'm also petitioning that the Rams cease their contract with disc-jockey Smash, a.k.a. Asher Benrubi. For the uninformed, Smash is the blowhard who can be heard promoting up-coming Rams radio broadcasts with his derivative and blathering threats to the opposing teams, ie. "JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHEN THE RAMS GIVE THE SMACKDOWN TO THE SEATTLE SEA CHICKENS!"
Really, Smash? Which Rams would that be? The 2007 version with its 3-13 record, or the 2008 team with its impossibly worse performance of 2 and 14?
-- Chad Garrison