When Roses Aren't Enough To Say "I Want to Hump You"
This Valentine's Day Planned Parenthood of St. Louis is encouraging lovers to eschew the traditional bouquet of roses for a gift basket of prophylactics. For a $25 donation to Planned Parenthood, the organization will send your special friend four packages of Proper Attire condoms, some chocolate and a hand-written note letting the person know he (or she) is in your thoughts -- your dirty, dirty thoughts.
At $25 a pop the offer might appeal to cheapskates as well as Lotharios. Come V-Day you'll be hard-pressed to find a dozen roses for any where near that price.