Ass Clown of the Week; And the Winner is...
|The ass clown, C.G.|
Seriously?! I'm a bigger ass clown -- "a skid mark on society's collective underpants" -- than the other candidates?
I guess so. The people have spoken. The poll closed at 1:30 this afternoon and by a narrow three percent margin I beat out Robert Williams, the club owner accused of stealing property and having 419 pounds of what appeared to be marijuana in his possession.
Personally, I thought Jesse James Hogan -- he of 8 DUI's and a grammatically painful courtroom defense was as shoo-in. But, hey, what do I know? I'm just an ass clown.
View the full results of our inaugural "Ass Clown of the Week" competition here and thanks everyone for voting.
P.S. I'll soon be taking nominations for next week's ass clown and there are already a couple strong candidates.