The Moustache of a Winner
|Photo by Nicholas Phillips|
|Bartender David Mueth and his prize-winning moustache|
Q: Might one describe your moustache as a Fu-Manchu?
DM: I like to think of it as an 1870s gold prospector's moustache.
What kind of maintenance does your moustache require?
Routine trimming. No wax. I do put conditioner in it.
How does your moustache affect your self-esteem?
My high self-esteem is what allowed me to grow it in the first place.
Has your moustache altered your love life?
I can always use the line, 'Does anybody want a moustache ride?' I don't. But...
Specifically which magic powers has your moustache conferred upon you?
I can't divulge those.
*Mueth's victory prize at "Moustache Madness" was an autograph of filmmaker John Waters. To find out more about moustaches, check out our feature from last November.