Bananas and Doing Anal: Another Week of STL Craigslist Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

So fleeting was time: searching for an old fling - m4w
"We communicated thru a singles site about 5 or 6 years ago. We spoke briefly. Met once at a motel. Had a pleasureable time. you said you loved my fingers. You always said that you had a great ass. If time permitted we would have done anal. I'm married now but still think about it. If you do too, let me know.. I would love to try out what we missed.."

Ambiguous threesome proposal?: GO GATORS - (PACIFIC)
"I know this is a long shot, but seen you & hubby(i guess) on mothers day evening at a store in Pacific. You had crutches. If you guys want to have drinks or whatever. Lets talk Tebow. Let me know what you & hubby were wearing. I had the black Gators hat on."

Lady, you're really scaring us
: did u find a banana sticker on your car?
"if so, it should have read....Psst... I'm full of Vicodin, ...Not Vitamins! lol. just kidding, i'm full of both. :)  and psst! do you wonder who put it there??? eh, i didn't think so. I'm sure it was missed. next time it will say, PEEL ME, I'M FAT FREE! ;) those banana stickers, so clever! me, not so much if i'm using them to catch a dude's attention lol."

Pining for swine: Family seeking pig!!LOL
"We missed this connection!! I spoke to you about the pot belly pig, and then I went to sleep without writing the number down, then you deleted your posting so I had no way to get in touch with you. I had hoped that you would call me from the info on my website. But much to my dismay you did not. Please call me, or my family is going to send me to hogs!! Thanks"
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