Unreal Wants This Bathtub!
|Honestly, we kind of covet her feathery bath mules, too.|
"Darn!" we said. (This was the mildest expression of our feelings.)
"But we'd sell it for $4,200," Gail continued.
"$4,200!" we exclaimed. That seemed rather steep for a bathtub, even one with hand-painted art.
"Well," Gail said confidentially, "I'd be willing to give it to you for $1,200. Do you live in the city? And do you rent or own?"
"Um, actually," we said, "could we get a Blues logo instead?"
"We can get anything put on it, if that's what you want."