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Virginity Lost, Car Totaled, EARS RINGING: Craigslist Missed Connections in STL

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

I flipped over chasing you - m4w - 32

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"I saw you get in your Jeep and was going to axe you out on a date. I dont know if you saw me or what but ...I was honking for you to pull over, then you started driving very fast on 44 going east to 55 south. We were going over 100 MPH and then I flipped my car over on the ramp from 44 to 55 south. I think you saw me flip over but if you not sure who I was I was the only car sliding on my roof with alot of sparks and then went into the grass and rolled over a few times. I thought you looked SAAMF. Would you want to go looking at new cars with me tonight or sometime this weekend and maybe we can get some Lees Chicken or KFC? E-mail me and let me know."

Lost - can you help?

"In September 1991, I lost my virginity in Fenton, MO. Last seen around 2 a.m. in the possession of Jeremy B______. I didn't think I was going to miss it so much, but I do, and I'd like to get it back. Maybe he thought the condom wrapper he left was a good trade, but I disagree. I think it had more value than that.

Unfortunately, I didn't think to take pictures of my virginity to help with identification, but CL probably wouldn't let me post them anyway.


There also isn't any reward, because I'm pretty sure that's against the TOS as well. Has plenty of sentimental value, though.

So yeah. There's really nothing in it for you, but if you feel like helping me look, or you have ideas on how to get it back, let me know."

static x at pops tue night - m4w - 32
 
"YOU STOOD NEAR ME THE ENTIRE SHOW AND I KEPT YOU SAFE FROM THE PIT...
I ASKED IF YOU WERE MARRIED YOU SAID NO BUT IT WAS SO LOUD I HAD TO SCREAM SO I JUST LEFT IT AT THAT
YOU DID SAY YOU WERE 28
ANYWAYS I THOUGHT YOU WERE ADORABLE AND YOU HAVE A KILLER SMILE AND IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU NONESTOP

AND IF THE FRINDS ARE READING THIS PLEASE INFORM HER OF THIS AD ( YOU CAN TALK NOW)"

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