Who's Snaggin' Catfish within City Limits?
By Nicholas Phillips in Apropos of Nothing, Sports
Fri., May. 8 2009 @ 1:29PM
Last evening, about a dozen fishermen had their lines thrown out into the freshly-stocked Fairgrounds Park Lake. Here's a profile of one urban outdoorsman:
Name/age/profession: Mike Webb, 47, butcher at Shop 'n' Save
License? Yes (see photo after the jump).
Biggest fish ever caught here at Fairgrounds Park: 20-pound carp; 5-pound catfish.
Does the Daily-RFT believe him: ...Yes.
Bait: Live worms; also, the liver of a catfish he'd caught Wednesday night.
What he does with keepers: Filets them and either eats them or gives them away to his mother (or people in the neighborhood).
How many catfish he caught in the 20 minutes the Daily-RFT was present: Two.
Did he attribute this luck to the presence of the Daily-RFT? Yes.
Does the Daily-RFT have luck-conferring powers? Yes.
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| Photo by Nicholas Phillips |
| He's gonna be tasty... |
License? Yes (see photo after the jump).
Biggest fish ever caught here at Fairgrounds Park: 20-pound carp; 5-pound catfish.
Does the Daily-RFT believe him: ...Yes.
Bait: Live worms; also, the liver of a catfish he'd caught Wednesday night.
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| Photo by Nicholas Phillips |
| I am fully licensed. |
How many catfish he caught in the 20 minutes the Daily-RFT was present: Two.
Did he attribute this luck to the presence of the Daily-RFT? Yes.
Does the Daily-RFT have luck-conferring powers? Yes.
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| Photo by Nicholas Phillips |
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| Photo by Nicholas Phillips |
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