Ass Clown of the Week: Special Edition
| An artistic interpretation of an ass clown. |
Instead of providing you with a list of nominees pulled from various news stories, this week we're focusing on one. And it's a real controversial booger at that.
We're talking about the story earlier this week involving the beating death of Willard Bryant Payne.
As you'll recall, Payne was murdered Monday morning after police say he went to Forest Park to smoke marijuana with two women he'd just met. The ladies happened to be a couple, and when Payne put the moves on one of them, the other flew into a jealous rage. When Payne tried to run away, the women caught him and beat him to death.
Tragic, yes. Bizarre, definitely.
At Daily RFT we had a little fun with the story. Was it in bad taste? Probably. Still, we didn't anticipate receiving physical threats and death wishes when we headlined it: Don't You Hate It When You Go To the Park To Smoke a Joint with Two Lesbians and They Beat You to Death?
That said, today we're asking readers to settle this matter the democratic way -- with a vote. Tell us, who was the biggest ass clown (ie. bonehead, villain) to this story?
1. Dawn Fulks and Mellonie Jones: The lesbian couple who police say savagely beat and killed Willard Payne.
2. Willard Bryant Payne: The guy did go to the park late at night with the intent of engaging in an illegal -- and somewhat risky -- activity with strangers.
3. Me (Chad Garrison): For writing an insensitive headline.
4. Daily RFT commenters who can't take a joke: Including those folks like Malik who writes, "I hope that Chad Garrison gets murdered, so that I can make fun of him."























