Wednesday, June 3: Calendar Pimp Suggests
The Wit and Wisdom of Tony Manero
"Well, all you need is a salad bowl and a potato masher, and you got your shit together."
"A raise says, like, you're good, you know?"
"I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it!"
"There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself."
"You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!"
"You know how many times somebody told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two fuckin' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco!"