Ass Clown of the Week: Skip Ohlsen
Ohlsen took an unprecedented 97 percent of the vote -- which may have been compromised by the action of one or two voters who cast thousands of ballots in favor of Ohlsen.
Ohlsen's challengers -- former state senator Jeff Smith, Hummer and guns dealer Jim Lynch and alleged crack-dealer/middle-school coach Todd Lockhard -- captured just 1 percent of the vote.
For those on vacation (or not paying attention) for the last two weeks, Ohlsen is the man whose covert political actions brought down Smith and former state Rep. Steve Brown last week. Ohlsen also may have played a role in a Clayton bombing last year.