Incredibly Creepy Secret-Admirer/Stalker Posts on craisglist Missed Connections
Categories: Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?
Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.
The things that i could never tell you - w4m - (Maryland Heights)
When I make love to my husband I see your face....every single time.
asains ladies - m4w - 49 - (south city)
want to be a mis connection. wheres the lovely asain girls at ?im white
Let me help find your lost friends/loved ones - 35 - (Wood River, Illinois)
I can help find your lost friends/loved ones for a small fee. I only charge if I get the results(which I usually do) Email me here with the last known name, age, address, school, etc of the person to search for.
New Moon midnight showing - m4w - 27 - (Saint Louis, MO)
I sat behind you at the midnight showing of New Moon the other night. Me: 6 foot, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. As your hair draped down behind your sear i just had to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene.great choice). I don't remember much of the money but I will awlays remember the smell and texture of your hair. The way you sound when you whisper and laugh. After the movie I followed you and your friends to Denny's. I waited outside in my car so I could watch you eat and smile. I followed you home and made sure you got there safely. I noticed you left your car unlocked so I went to have a look into your life. I can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. If you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"
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When I make love to my husband I see your face....every single time.
asains ladies - m4w - 49 - (south city)
want to be a mis connection. wheres the lovely asain girls at ?im white
Let me help find your lost friends/loved ones - 35 - (Wood River, Illinois)
I can help find your lost friends/loved ones for a small fee. I only charge if I get the results(which I usually do) Email me here with the last known name, age, address, school, etc of the person to search for.
New Moon midnight showing - m4w - 27 - (Saint Louis, MO)
I sat behind you at the midnight showing of New Moon the other night. Me: 6 foot, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. As your hair draped down behind your sear i just had to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene.great choice). I don't remember much of the money but I will awlays remember the smell and texture of your hair. The way you sound when you whisper and laugh. After the movie I followed you and your friends to Denny's. I waited outside in my car so I could watch you eat and smile. I followed you home and made sure you got there safely. I noticed you left your car unlocked so I went to have a look into your life. I can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. If you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"
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