Three Best Halloween Jokes As Told by Trick-or-Treaters Age 8 and Under
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Yes, somewhere along the way St. Louisan's interpreted trick-or-treat as trick-FOR-treat, implying that costumed tykes should entertain us with a trick (or joke) before receiving a sweet. This, by the way, is in contrast to the more agreed-upon version of trick-or-treating in which kids will play a trick on you (ie. egg your house, smash your jack-o'-lantern) if you don't fork over some candy.
But I digress. The intent of this post is to share some of the best wisecracks we overheard this Halloween.
Here are three in order from slightly amusing to darn-right funny -- for an 8-year-old.
1. What does Tigger say after he goes to the bathroom?
Goodbye, Pooh.
2. What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
3. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Ell-if-I-ino.
Bonus: And the most popular joke this year...
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Poker Face.
Got a better Halloween joke (for any age) you want to share? Leave it in the comment section below.
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