Ass Clown of the Week Is Back! Cast Your Vote for Biggest Local Bozo!
And the nominees...
- Amanda Hanneman and Jessra Johnson: The University of Missouri lady basketball players accused of beating the crap out of a male cheerleader following the celebration of their big win over Texas Pan-American. (C'mon ladies. Save the beat down for a victory over a real school!)
- David Freese: The St. Louis Cardinals third-base prospect arrested Saturday for drunk-driving in Maryland Heights. Freese blew a whopping .232 blood-alcohol content -- or the equivalent of a man his size chugging 17 beers over the course of four hours.
- Henry Hill: The former mobster who inspired the movie Goodfellas was in town this week for a publicity tour at an east-side strip club. But it was the wiseguy's dumbass antics that gained him media exposure when he was arrested in a Fairview Heights' hotel for drunk and disorderly conduct.
- Hyatt Hotel Parking Valets: The valets who treated people's rides like Fast and Furious stunt cars. The hotel says they've fired the valets, but the videos the parking attendants made during their employment are simply incredible.