Atheist Organization Promises to Take Care of Your Pet Post-Rapture
|Guess He didn't make it that time. But He'll be here. Eventually.|
Frankly, Unreal is shocked -- shocked! -- that PETA has not taken up this cause. The Rapture is going to leave a lot of homeless pets. Fortunately, we just heard about an organization called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA.
Their purpose is simple:
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
Now Unreal has to stop and kick ourself. We're pretty secure in our non-salvation. We like animals okay. (Besides, if we mistreat them -- not that we would ever do such a thing -- who's gonna know?) WHY THE HELL DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS?