Dept. of D'oh! Women Basketball Players Attack Male Cheerleader
Police in Columbia, Missouri, say two female basketball players at the University of Missouri broke a male cheerleader's nose and left him with a black eye following an incident early Friday morning.
The two later headed from a Columbia bar to an apartment complex where a police spokesman says a "dynamic disturbance" occurred around 2 a.m.
That's when the male cheerlearder -- a senior at MU -- complained about the noise and was allegedly attacked by Hanneman and Johnson.
The two players were arrested a short time later and have been suspended -- indefinitely -- from the basketball team.