Say What? Santa Claus is Texting? Pity the Poor Tot Sans Cellphone!
Elves in Santa's research department have noted that nine million children between the ages of eight and 12 own cell phones. Santa decided that cell phones are a great opportunity to spread Christmas cheer.
For $5.49, adults can have the three messages sent to a child. $1 from each transaction will be donated to March of Dimes. The child's data will be protected by data encryption and used only for the one-way contact from Santa as purchased and approved by parents. Information will then be destroyed immediately by elves in Santa's shredding department. Standard text messaging rates apply.