2. State Rep. Cynthia Davis: The politician from St. Charles garnered 67 percent of the vote back in June when she published a newsletter to constituents suggesting that there are hidden benefits to children going hungry. "Hunger can be a positive motivator," wrote Davis,
who chairs the Missouri House Special Committee on Children and
Families. "What is wrong with the idea of getting a job so you can get
better meals? Tip: If you work at McDonald's, they will feed you for
free during your breaks."
3. Joe Washinton: The former chief of the Northeast Ambulance and Fire Protection District was fired last month and is still under investigation for payments made to himself and the district's former attorney Elbert Walton Jr. In July, it was Washington's blatant violation of state Sunshine Law that won him Ass Clown of the Week honors.
4. Kenneth Gladney: The tea-bagger hero (and Ass Clown "zero") who was selling "Don't Tread on Me" flags for his employer (and attorney) David Brown back in August when he was allegedly beaten by unions thugs. Brown and Gladney seized upon the fracas to garner more attention than their fifteen-minutes of fame deserved and to sell more political swag.
5. Milton "Skip" Ohlsen: The "political operative" and Ass Clown whose Midas touch is
stuck in reverse. Ohlsen is the man whose postcards attacking Russ Carnahan brought down State Sen. Jeff Smith and State Rep. Steve Brown. Ohlsen also kept a "shit list" of enemies on a posterboard in his apartment -- with one of those enemies believed to have been the target of a mysterious, unsolved bombing last year in Clayton.
I think you need to count the write in votes. So far Greenbaum pussy is winning by a mile. One more write in vote for pussy Kurt Greenbaum.
WTF? Why isn't that pussy Kurt Greenbaum at the top of the list?
Yes, that Skip is a total ass clown so vote for him today! Skip must win by a landslide. Go Skip go!!! PMLOL!!!
Vote Skip in 2010, go skippy go.. Bwahahaha amazing isn't it.
Kenneth Gladney needs more votes. Let's not forget that after he was sent to the hospital for the well-deserved beatdown he got after trying to pick a fight with union members. (Tip: When you pick a fight with someone, make sure that you are not a 98 pound nerd, that the guy you are fighting against isn't larger than you, and that none of his just-as-big friends aren't there to adminster more hurt.)
It turns out Kenny wasn't insured, and after wards he was asking for donations to cover his hospital bills.
Don't worry Kenny. Next year, you can beat up all the union members you want, and not have to worry about being stuck with an outrageous bill afterwards.
Enjoy the public healthcare that you and your cheapskate attorney/boss were against.
Kurt Greenbaum it the ass clown of the year. I don't even know why you would call these other fine upstanding citizens ass clowns.
I would vote for Kurt Greenbaum but I don't seen him. How could you forget this man?
I am going to write in and put my considerable support for Kurt Greenbaum. He is the biggest "Ass Clown of the Year"!
Quote from Kurt. I love this guy.
September 10, 2008
Going through airport security drunk, not realizing a beer bottle opener is in your cargo pants pocket, being EXTRA searched
then five hours later when your plane lands, you realize you had put your shoes back on the wrong feet. (Yes, I did this.)
Now that I think of it, that was kinda fun. I recommend drinking a little too much Capt'n Morgan Private Stock before security.
I'd say that award should go to Kurt Greenbaum for being a self righteous and self appointed internet cop. No doubt he is BY FAR Daily RFT's "Ass Clown of the Year"!
Kurt Greenbaum is missing from this list, why is that?
Where the hell is Greenbaum? He's a bigger assclown than anyone on this list...
Me. hands down. Until I am fired or resign I will continue to be hounded and harassed by such sites as reddit.com because I am a terrible person who deserves every iota of outrage and abuse directed at me due to my abuse of power and violation of my own blog's privacy policy. I deliberately set a trap in order to be a douche and a hypocrite, causing a school teacher to lose his job. This will not blow over. I have been marked and until I am publicly shamed and made to pay for my actions I will continue to be a shart stain on the collective underpants of the STL Post-Dispatch, the internet, and society in general. Please stop me.
I voted for Cynthia but personally I would give the award to Beatle Bob..every year. He is the definition of Ass Clown.
Also, +1 on Mr. Greenshitter.
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