Big Tits, Cancer and Hot Phone Installers: Another Week in Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

blue toyota - m4w -

saw you driving the other day and remembered how bad things turned out for us, with me breaking your heart and you becoming a terrible bitch. anyway i miss you and i'd drop my current lover to be with you again in a heartbeat...

lets see - m4w - 28 - (64093)

I could possibly have cancer and now you're serving me next week. Why do I still love you?

Miss you Amber - m4w - 37 - (Saint Louis )

I met you off of Craigslist a couple of years ago. I posted an ad looking for a girl with "big tits" and you answered and actually had them. lol :) well I am missing your sexy ways and am regretting how we stopped seeing each other.

sprint guy - w4m - 24 - (Clayton 12/29)

Geez you're so frickin hot I'm tempted to get the insurance and break every phone I get...keep up the good work. ;-)

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