Just How Ugly Are Missourians? The Daily Beast Reports!
|Jon Hamm, representative Missourian.|
The ranking system factored such unimpeachable criteria as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue, the number of Miss USA and Miss America winners and the hometowns of 300 models, plus the health and fitness data from the Trust for America's Health. And Missouri came in...44th?
|United States Army Signal Corps|
|You mean this is not a beautiful man?|
We beg to differ. Just because we don't pimp out our beautiful people doesn't mean we don't have any. Anyway, how do 39, 26 and 43 average out to 44? You must think that, in addition to being ugly, we're too stupid to do math?
Oh, wait, your winner was Washington, DC? Which is not even a state? OK, we're done taking offense. Clearly you, Daily Beast, are the stupid one.