Ass Clown of the Week -- Cast Your Vote!
1. Stacy Griffin-Lowery: The accountant charged this week with embezzling $90,000 from the Missouri Veterans Commission.
2. Jack Eigles: Sued this week for allegedly videotaping people using the bathroom at a party at his home. The suit follows criminal charges that Eigles did the same thing at his Chesterfield business Cash Flow Solutions.
3. UMSL Pervert: An unknown man made news this week for rubbing his exposed penis along the back of a female student at an UMSL computer lab.
4. Patrick Dewey and Franklin Clark: The two Fenton men charged this week with blowing up the van of their sworn enemy -- the latest skirmish in a long-standing feud.
5. Nick Duffin: The Alhambra, Illinois, drunk driver accused of plowing his Ford Escort through the front wall and out the back wall of the Monkey Shak tavern.
6. Ethan Avalos: The children's shoe salesman charged with extorting a local doctor over liaisons with a prostitute.
Cast your vote after the jump!