Chad Ocho Cinco: Would've Been Perfect Grand Marshal for St. Louis' May 8 Cinco de Mayo
Of course, Saturday is not May 5. It's May 8, a.k.a. "Ocho de Mayo", if you speaka da Spanglish.
Which has me thinking: Wouldn't it have been muy awesome had the Cherokee Street organizers flown in Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ocho Cinco to serve as grand marshal for Saturday's May 8 Cinco de Mayo??
It's as though his custom-made name was custom made especially for such an occasion.
Can you wrap your mind around that? Okay, then. Carry on.