"Adult-Child" Slackers, Fear Not: Mom & Dad Can Now Insure You Up to Age 26 in Missouri
|Dude, I won't be insured on my trip to Thailand!|
- no longer a dependent
- no longer living with mom and dad
- no longer a student
So says our state's Department of Insurance [and of Other Things We Don't Feel Like Including Here].
But who's really gonna benefit in all this?
Any early-twenty-somethings who are married and no longer dependents have probably already landed decent jobs that offer them insurance. That would disqualify them from benefiting from the new law.
You know who's really gonna benefit? All you "adult children," who now can legally continue to be a burden on your parents for just a wee bit longer. And you know exactly who you are, you itinerant backpack wanderin', pot-smoking, booze drinkin', rerun-watchin' fast-food heads trying to find yourselves, i.e., not work.
The companies complying early include UnitedHealthcare, Anthem Blue Cross and Blue Shield, Aetna, Cigna, Coventry and Humana.