So, What To Call the Big 12 Now?
Sure, I suppose the conference could keep the name Big 12. After all, the Big Ten kept its moniker after adding Penn State in the early '90s to become an eleven-team conference. But now with the Big Ten having twelve schools and the Big 12 having ten schools, it's just too damn confusing. Someone -- says I -- needs to change their name.
The following is my list of suggestions. I invite you to leave yours in the comment section below.
2. Don't like that one? How 'bout renaming the Big 12 the Big 10/12ths, or as my middle-school math teacher would insist the Big 5/6ths?
3. No? Okay how about the And Then There Were Ten Conference? That has a nice mysterious ring to it.
Still, no? Okay, let's hear your ideas.
Oh, and apropos of nothing: I came across this website while searching artwork for this post. Scroll to the end. Pretty damn funny.