13 Reasons Your Exotic Dancer Hates You
8. Please don't wave money over the bachelor's head and tell us to do "something special" because he's the bachelor. That's what the bachelor dance is for.
9. Stop wearing Adidas warm-up pants to the club. I don't care if it feels more real because they're thinner than jeans. It's just creepy.
10. Don't ask me my age. You're either implying that I'm too young or old to be dancing, and I'm just going to answer: "How old do you want me to be?"