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Top 10 Halloween Jokes (As Told By Children Age 3-8)

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***Check back with Daily RFT on November 1 for this year's top ten jokes!

You know St. Louis is one of the few places in the country where trick-or-treaters are required to tell jokes in order to get some candy? It's true.

Anyhoo, here are some of the best (or worst) jokes heard in my St. Louis 'hood last night:

1. What does a friendly alien and a jigsaw puzzle have in common?
    One comes in peace the other in pieces.

2. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
    Spare ribs.

3. Why don't vampires have friends?
    Because they're pains in the neck.

4. What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?
    Frost bite.

5. What kind of shoes do mice wear?
    Squeakers.

6. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
    Nacho cheese.

7. Who won the skeleton beauty contest.
    No body.

8. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Phillip.
    Phillip who?
    Phillip my bag with candy.

9. What is black and white and red all over? (And not a newspaper.)
    A skunk in a blender.

10. What a vampires favorite drink?
      Blood Light.
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16 comments
Kathy Harms Mercer
Kathy Harms Mercer

My favorite: What's white and smells like bananas? monkey spit. Never failed to crack my nephew up to the point he could barely tell it

Kathy Harms Mercer
Kathy Harms Mercer

In Iowa and its a rare thing here ... I ask and most kids look at me funny

Raquel Wilkins
Raquel Wilkins

Q:What's the difference between broccoli and boogers A: kids eat boogers

Raquel Wilkins
Raquel Wilkins

Q:Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team A:Because she ran away from the ball

Ken Kunz
Ken Kunz

Can we forget Sharpton for one night and just let kids enjoy Halloween

Robin Matoushek
Robin Matoushek

I remember having to tell jokes when I was kid trick or treating!

Brent Warren
Brent Warren

Why can't ghosts have babies? They have hollow weenies.

Al Davis
Al Davis

Sounds like there should be an Al Sharpton joke here somewhere.

Michele White
Michele White

Ok mines a two parter. Q. What's black and white, black and white, black and white and black and blue? A. A nun falling down the stairs. Q. What's black and white and full of laughter? A. The nun that pushed her.

Heather Allen
Heather Allen

My kid's favorite (he doesn't care that it isn't a Halloween joke)... Q: What's at the end of space and time and the beginning of everything? A: e

Phyllis Jourdan
Phyllis Jourdan

Lol oh what fun especially when the kids struggle to tell the joke

Emily Ann
Emily Ann

We always just said Trick or Treat lol. I never understood until folks asked my daughter for a joke. In Texas or Louisiana, this does not happen. Just assuming it is specific to the Midwest or STL.

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