Free Donkey, If You Want It
|Get a load-a this piece of ass. PUN!|
Note: Hobo is truly a donkey. Daily RFT, fearing a bait-and-switch, was concerned he might've been an actual hobo.
What would you be getting yourself into by adopting this ass? The woman tells the Belleville News-Democrat:
"He gets along well with my horses," she said. "In fact, he may have bred with them." The product of that union would be a mule.Revision of headline: "Free Horny Donkey, If You Want It; He Certainly Does; And That's a Joke About Donkey Lovin'"