Chris Heuring: Pulls Shotgun On McDonald's, Says Pregnant Wife Would Kill Him If He Didn't Bring Home Food

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Southeast Missourian
Chris Heuring: Despite the mugshot grimace, he's really the Hamburglar.
Police in the southeastern Missouri town of Benton have charged 27-year-old Chris Heuring with driving while intoxicated and unlawful use of a weapon after he allegedly pulled a shotgun on the drive-thru workers at an area McDonald's.

Heuring reportedly arrived at the McDonald's around 11:40 p.m. Saturday after the restaurant had already closed for the evening. As Scott County Sheriff Rick Walter tells the Southeast Missourian:
"He told the employee he wanted food and pointed the shotgun at that time," Walter said. "He said, 'If I don't bring some food home for my wife, she's going to kill me.' At that point, the employees didn't want to stick around to listen to any more demands."
The Associated Press adds in its reporting that Heuring's wife is six months pregnant. And, well, you know how ornery expectant mothers can be when it comes to food.

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LEWISLORA
LEWISLORA

wow! that is so pathetic why. first of all why would you b going up in mcdonalds pullin out a shot gun for some damn chicken nuggets ! i dont get it just act normle and go in line and order yuh damn food yuh dodo ! and why would you pull out yur gun in mcdodnalds and yuh ass know you gone go 2 jail! smh people just get dumber and dumber by the minute!

Ihatepoorpeople22
Ihatepoorpeople22

Calling him Hamburglar is and insult to the real Hamburglar....he never got caught. What did this guy serve in Iraq, French Fries? How is threatening someone with a gun a mistake? The mistake here is this guys grandfather failed to keep his father from getting his aunt pregnant.

Sharona
Sharona

This is why hoosiers should be spayed and/or neutered.

Bigfoot1971
Bigfoot1971

He may haved served in the service but he was drunk, driving, and had a shootgun with him,not very smart actions of a dad to be. Good luck in court and have a day.

sister
sister

For you people to write this kind of stuff is an embarrassment. really calling him a hanburglar, that is unexceptable! grow up and do your jobs!

Jealousblues
Jealousblues

the Hamburgler has really let himself go...

Smokin1
Smokin1

what a moron! This is what happens when more than half a states people drop-out of 7th grade and start breeding!

Canadian
Canadian

Proctor, you are threatening people in an internet comments section.

So what's it like using the internet for the first time?

Jaymald
Jaymald

haha Proctor your buddy is a low life.... Get new friends

Proctor132
Proctor132

Listeb chad garrison my name is michael proctor and brooks is like a brother to me. Despite his mistakes u need to keep ur fuckin mouth shut with the jokes. People like u making lite of the situation isnt making anything better so keep ur mouth shut. That goes for anyone else thats gotta negative thing to say about it.

Kippa0larry0
Kippa0larry0

from what I understand judges may be harder on former soldiers. they should know better. Good luck. armed criminal action, and dwi. might be tough to get a job in the future

boogiemann1
boogiemann1

Your ignorant dumbazz brother goes to McDees drunk with a shotgun and you call the posters an "embarrassment"? Family functions must be a reel "hoot" at your place. IDIOT!!!

ajw
ajw

hmmm learn to spell and / or get a copyeditor.

sister
sister

you ignorant person! wow actually my brother graduated highschool and joined the military served three tours in ifraq just to protect all you ungratful people! get a life

sister
sister

hey jaymald get a life and grow up stop bashing people on the internet my brother served threee tours in iraq for you ungratful ass!

Dsfasdf
Dsfasdf

It appears to me that intelligence runs rather deep in your neck of the woods.....lol

JN
JN

wait, this is a joke right?

JaredW
JaredW

What is this I dont even...

Al
Al

Instead of wasting time with lowlifes, learn some grammar.

G'd Up
G'd Up

this dude prolly was used to ordering from mcdonald's like that when he was in iraq. seriously tho folks, let's give him a break because his friends and family have stepped in... SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIKE proceed.

angelique
angelique

The fact that he has served in Iraq has nothing to do with this matter. You can serve your country and simultaneously be a total asshole.

Paul
Paul

ungrateful for what?

aristan
aristan

one of these days they'll drill deep enough to find it.

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