10 Possible Sources of Illegal Drugs Found in Adrienne Martin

Prosecutors don't know, and August Busch IV isn't saying. Here then is Daily RFT's list of ten likely sources of the lethal amounts of cocaine and oxycodone (now known as a "Huntleigh Highball") found in Adrienne Martin's blood.

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And we're not talking about caffeine...
1. Gakkers, the God of Cocaine, visited Martin in a shower of blow and made love to her while Augie slept.

2. She thought she was snorting harmless bath salts.

3. Keith Hernandez dropped by to say hello; kilo fell out of his back pocket.*

4. Cocaine and oxycodone were original ingredients in Anheuser-Busch's failed alcoholic energy drink, B to the E.

5. Ultra-rich people naturally secrete cocaine from their pores when the market passes 10,000.

6. Washington Avenue did it. All coke comes from Washington Avenue.

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7. Rush Limbaugh's old stash.

8. They were engaging in a little bedroom roleplaying. Auggie was playing Red Auerbach. Adrienne was Len Bias being selected first in the NBA draft.

9. An obliging Dr. Feelgood.

10. The online pharmacy PartyLikeBeerBaron.com.

*Incidentally, the Baseball Writers Association of America would like to note that Adrienne Martin is still eligible for Cooperstown, as no steroids were found in her system.

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Total Protect Home Warranty
Total Protect Home Warranty

In current days nothing is possible,if you go for analysis you find some more possible reason for that..

Danny Demichele
Danny Demichele

You have only ten possible sources,but I know more than 25 possible sources...

Gaia Saunas
Gaia Saunas

I can't believe,this are the 10 possible source of Illegal Drugs...

Mdphoto
Mdphoto

A little boy lost his mother. You take your cheap shots behind from behind your locked doors, pretending that you are journalists. Why don't you wise asses give it a rest and turn your attention to researching and reporting stories that might actually make an impact in somebody's life?

Jr939w
Jr939w

Sad that another pretty young girl has fallen victim to this predator. Even more sad is that the local PD and ME can be bought. This calls for a federal investigation.

Condo Target
Condo Target

I agree with you all this 10 reasons are responsible for found of illegal drugs in Adrienne Martin...

nickc
nickc

She made her own decisions. A deviated septum is only seen in people who snort substances for an extended period of time.

Osothecat
Osothecat

Peter B shot his best friends face right off and they did nothing. Oh, they took away his guns for a couple of years but that was it. People should be OUTRAGED that the police treat the Busch family like UNTOUCHABLES.

Courtney
Courtney

I have the same heart condition as her, and what I'm unclear about is why she would have ever knowingly/willingly taken coke, as it is an almost certain death sentence for anyone with Long Q-T Syndrome. For that reason alone the entire scenario seems very odd to me, unless she had a death wish, or simply believed that she was invincible.

Ashley
Ashley

But turns out there are no medical records documenting she had the heart condition. No EKG's or anything. Makes you wonder why her ex would makeup a heart condition??

seenitbefore
seenitbefore

Mr Busch was smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Watch and learn.

Handsome Jimmy
Handsome Jimmy

No one has said it so I might as well. Cocaine is pretty damned expensive. The coke queen was on/off several low paying jobs lately. Her money was funny in other words. But the dude she was sleeping with has tons of dough for blow. She certainly couldn't afford many eight-balls but Busch certainly could afford any amount of nose candy. The prosecutor either can't figure that out or doesn't really want to bother. Damn shame, the story is too spicy for it to end this abruptly.

female drug user
female drug user

Women never buy drugs everyone knows that. The problem is evidence my friend.

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