"Good Samaritan" Shot Himself While Trying to Kill Feral Cat, Wasn't Robbed By Gunman

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Cat-astrophic Idiot: See what happens when you try to kill kitty!
The cat is out of the bag.

The "Good Samaritan" who made news earlier today after he was shot in the hand -- allegedly by a man he tried to help -- is a big fat liar, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff Department.

Earlier this afternoon, Sheriff Oliver "Glenn" Boyer held a news conference to report that the shooting victim has now been charged with filing a false police report.

Under questioning this morning, the man reportedly confessed to sheriff deputies that he'd fabricated the story last night about being shot by an injured man that he tried to assist near Highway 30 and NN, about 35 miles southwest of St. Louis.

The truth is that he accidentally shot himself while trying to kill a feral cat.

The sheriff's department had used dogs and a helicopter to try to apprehend the bogus gunman prior to the man's confession. 


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13 comments
Danilalightfoot
Danilalightfoot

Good for him..He should have shot himself between the legs for trying to kill a cat...lol

Acemoose
Acemoose

DID THEY FIND THE CAT?? WAS IT OK??? Shooting a cat is a FELONY.

DMANNINS
DMANNINS

SICK PERSON PUT HIM AWAY.

cetude
cetude

This is well deserved Karma. And may God condemn his soul to everlasting torment and damnation for his cruelty.

cetude
cetude

I truly and most sincerely pray to God this man dies of MRSA infections and MRSA invades every single inch of his body for being so cruel to animals. Amen.

Gale Carmona
Gale Carmona

He should have to pay restitution for the time and equipment used in the attempt to locate his alleged "attacker": part of the restitution should go to a local TNR Program; Trap, Neuter and Return for feral cats. Heck, he probably can't afford to pay for an attorney--or for the medical bills for the injury. Love the photo! Cats rule!

Sinend_ta
Sinend_ta

Dimwit. I hope he has to pay every week for the rest of his life to cover police costs that were wasted on his stupidity compounded by his lie.

Lady Di
Lady Di

I hope they make him pay for every dime that was spent looking for this "suspect". Psycho.

Excellency
Excellency

What an IDIOT! Oh well, remember the story of the boy who cried "WOLF" and how THAT eventually turned out! I hope he gets punished BIG TIME for wasting the valuable time of law enforcement authorities!

LadyNiko
LadyNiko

Still haven't figured out how the bloody hell he shot himself in the hand with a rifle (if it was that!) and how much had this buffoon had to drink before he decided to go shoot a cat (that hopefully got away!)?

Rednecks can provide some of *the best* story fodder for stupid criminals. :-p (Too much inbreeding, seriously. *lol*)

catlover
catlover

Love that photo..This man is as dumb as the guy who got shot by a fox that he tried to kill with the butt of his gun.Like they say ,you can't out fox a fox and that goes for cats as well..Too bad it was just his hand..

anonymous
anonymous

yeah the officers could have been at home beating their wives

Jorg Isme
Jorg Isme

EXACTLY! now they are going to have to make up for lost time. >: /damn that man, making an officers job that much harder

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