Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum: The Sphincter Is There for a Reason



Earlier this week, St. Louis's own Eagle Forum made a complete ass of itself testified about assholes in front of the Colorado Senate Judiciary Committee.

Rosina Kovar is an "at-large director" for the organization, which was founded by Phyllis Schlafly and is based in St. Louis, Alton and Washington, D.C. Kovar announced that she was testifying on behalf of "myself, and my grandchildren." She then gave a lengthy defense of the sphincter's raison d'etre, now (of course!) captured on YouTube.

"I think we ought to be telling the truth about fornication and sodomy," she said. "The anus is an exit. It is not an entrance." Added Kovar, "Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter in the entrance of the anus. It's there for a reason -- to keep out!"

Somehow, this all has to do with unwed mothers and the need to stop Colorado from legalizing civil unions, but damned if we could figure out what. If you can make it through Grandma's speech and care to enlighten our readers, please do so.

h/t to http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/08/old-people-post-of-the-day/


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Tired of vindictiveness
Tired of vindictiveness

The orignial article had a valid question. The comments hae been stupid and repulsive. I will try to find an answer to the valid question.

DP
DP

She is suspiciously silent on the subject of rimjobs.

stl33
stl33

Takes one to know one, Ms. Kovar.

Douche McGee
Douche McGee

These people need to stay out of other people's lives.

And how does she know nature (I'm surprised she didn't say God though) meant for the anus to be exit only? If the sphincter was the real gate keeper of the anus it would not release except for poopin'

This idiotic message was brought to you by the letter A and the number 4.

Handsome Jimmy
Handsome Jimmy

But I bet she is cool with a simple reach around.

DP
DP

Sure enough, the resemblance of Rosina Kovar to a woman in GILF Phat Booty #2 listed as "Rusty Trombone" is uncanny.

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