Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend is Daughter of Former St. Louis Cardinal

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Alyse and dear old dad.
The Tiger is back on the prowl. Following the epic meltdown of his marriage eighteen months ago amid allegations of widespread infidelities, Tiger Woods is said to have found himself a steady f-buddy girlfriend.

Alyse Lahti Johnston is the 22-year-old daughter of former Cardinals relief pitcher Jeff Lahti, who spent a somewhat unspectacular five years with the team in the mid-1980s. According to reports, Alyse is something of a "wild child" who was arrested for drunk driving last October and tells her friends that she and Tiger are just "hooking up."

The two have allegedly been seeing each other for several months and have been spotted together on Woods' yacht.

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Terry
Terry

She must like that 9-1/2" long cock that Tiger supposedly has.

MIRIAM VALLE
MIRIAM VALLE

Whatever the reason for Alyse Lahti Johnston’s friends to say she was not into him were mistaken, after all to be Tiger Woods’ girlfriend was her fantasy since childhood (okay maybe not), the drawings she made of Tiger have been revealed and things are about to get very interesting. plus never seen picturesTiger Woods’ Girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnson Did Crayon Drawings of Him Since Childhood http://sports.rightpundits.com...

Savannah_steel
Savannah_steel

Just goes to show money can't buy class. So fine they are not "dating" FWB (friends with benefits) don't date. What is wrong with that girl that she will spread her legs for some like Tiger? Omg he has a yacht lol Hell Tiger is saving money with this girl compared to the "escorts" he was paying. This upper class snob is doing it for free. LOL Now who looks like an idiot. STUPID GIRLS

Xx
Xx

white trash....

Your Momma
Your Momma

The best part about the story as it relates to her genetic father is that she also uses her step father's last name, Johnston, (OUCH!) and it is told the step father introduces the girl to tiger...

God Damn! I bet Jeff Lahti hates that mother fucker....

Stlcardz42
Stlcardz42

Thank God!!!! I thought it was going to be related to Willie McGee, hunchbacked and ugly

rc
rc

Jeff Lahti had a 1.84 era in 1985 and 19 saves that year - that is darn good in my book-any team could use those kind of stats anytime- as far as his child and who she dates that is between them and no one else

Chris from St Louis
Chris from St Louis

I'm betting on Tiger doing some winning this year for as long as he gets his priorities straight.

1.Play a lot of golf.2. Chase a lot of girls.

Dtrtanj21
Dtrtanj21

Who gives a shit. She's a sexy white girl who has a DWI??? Yep she's from St.Louis for sure!!! I honestly could care less about what he does in his private life. He obviously is living out every mans deep down fantasy so why knock him for it?!?!

guest
guest

Get your story straight - THEY ARE NOT DATING - stop spreading lies!!!

chiclovingtiger
chiclovingtiger

OMG!! you must be friends with Her! Tiger woods is the most amazing golf player and probably the best lay she'll ever get! RELAX. Welcome to celebrity world in case you haven't noticed...you want to be a celebrity you pay the price! ha ha

chefboyartthee
chefboyartthee

Calm down @Guest. If they have been seen on the yacht together then they're dating.What do you think they're doing? Fishing.I suppose you know her and this is just an outrage,right?Give me a break.All you stupid little girls are all the same.He's Tiger Effin Woods,He's doing just what everyone knows he doing with her. Your the only person who thinks this is just a friendship. He don't need any new friends. especially a 22 year old hottie that doesn't have sense enough to keep it to herself and blab to the likes of you!

Hondo
Hondo

Type your comment here.He better stop hangin out with all these floosies and worry about his golf game...because if that keeps going downhill this poor bastard couldn't get laid in a cemetary. Let's face it..he's not the most handsome guy in the world and he is certainly not aging well!!

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