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Win Tickets To Tomorrow's Cardinals Game!

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Ah! Prairie chickens/We will make our readers cluck/Anything for seats
Earl Richardson

Feel like watching the Cardinals take on the Washington Nationals tomorrow? We've got two free tickets, and they are (drumroll) field boxes!

Normally, we'd try to scalp these babies for upwards of $100, but, being in a benevolent mood, we thought we'd instead give them away to a reader who's willing to humor us a bit.

Namely, we'd like you to write a haiku about the subject of this week's RFT feature story, the charismatic prairie chicken.

Post your haiku, plus a way we can contact you (twitter handle, email address, link to facebook page) in our comment section below. We'll accept entries up until 4 p.m. and pick a winner soon after; if we pick you, you'll need to be able to come to our office in the Delmar Loop before 6 p.m. today or before the game tomorrow.

Please note that this is a day game -- it starts at 12:45 p.m.

UPDATE: We have a winner! Read all about it here.

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Matt Champion
Matt Champion

Men in open fieldsLooking for age old answers.The chicken came first.

Douche McGee
Douche McGee

first week to snatch cockssecond week to get the henspimpin' ain't easy

or

headlights are glowingchickens come to get busysee you chicks next year

or

patiently waitingfor a chick to explode onnext year I'll get more

or

six in the morningbreath stinkin and I'm yawningwatching chicken fuck

douchemcgee at sbcglobal dot net

thrashzilla@gmail.com
thrashzilla@gmail.com

Men wait patientlyLusting for the horny cockBetter luck next time

thrashzilla@gmail.com

thank you!
thank you!

survey the prairie fieldfind a mate stuck in a trappound, pound... pound, pound

Thanks!
Thanks!

Politics play these chicks.Cocks whip out their dicks.Now, more birds in the sticks.

Robin Watt
Robin Watt

Only laid yearlyNavigate the wire mazeFour seconds of bliss

Kristie
Kristie

the prairie chickencharismatic but dwindlingmuch like sitting ducks

@sweetirony421 on twitter

alex fritz
alex fritz

across great prairieswe release our inner birdsthese chickens gotta fuck

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