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Win Tickets For Cardinals vs. KC Saturday!

UPDATED WITH WINNER AT 4 p.m.

Dying to watch the Cardinals take on their cross-state rivals, the Kansas City Royals, at Busch Stadium Saturday? We've got two field boxes -- total value: $160 -- for the 6:15 p.m. game.

But we'll admit it: We're still smarting after a certain daily paper in Kansas City gave the Lou the proverbial finger. We want revenge.

So, to that end: we'll give the tickets to the Daily RFT reader who supplies us with the nastiest slam of Kansas City. Bonus points if it would fit nicely on a bumper sticker.

Enter your KC dis, along with an easy way to contact you (Twitter handle, Facebook ID, email address), in the comment section below. We'll choose a winner at 4 p.m. today; you must be able to pick up your tickets at the RFT office at 6358 Delmar either today or tomorrow during normal office hours (9 a.m. to 5 p.m.).

Now it's time to get nasty!

AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER! The RFT staff concludes that Ben's slam is the nastiest:
"Kansas City: Gateway to Fucking Kansas." It would look good on a bumper sticker, no?


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Boomer
Boomer

Kansas City - Where Fat People Can Get Date Raped puffjerry@yahoo.com

Boomer
Boomer

Where Kansas Fucks Missouri in the Ass

puffjerry@yahoo.com

Chainsaw Attack
Chainsaw Attack

Kansas City - We Killed Owen Hart

mrchainsawattack@gmail.com

Chainsaw Attack
Chainsaw Attack

Kansas City - Don't worry, that's not human feces

mrchainsawattack@gmail.com

Gatoraderunner69
Gatoraderunner69

Kansas City: Beats its meat like it beats its womenKansas City: Celebrating mediocrity since 1985Kansas City, shitting your pants isn't just for toddlers anymore           (George Brett reference)

gatoraderunner69@yahoo.com

Chainsaw Attack
Chainsaw Attack

Kansas City - Where Albert Pujols Went to Community College!

Jeff J Lange
Jeff J Lange

Kansas City: Where the gold standard is....St. Louis

Ben
Ben

Jazz and BBQ are just two of the many things we take credit for!

braun009@gmail.com

Douche McGee
Douche McGee

How are they claimingJason Sudeikis? he lived in Overland Park, KS, not KC, MO

Kansas City - Winning at nothing since 1985

douchemcgee at sbcglobal dot net

Ben
Ben

Kansas City:  Gateway to Fucking Kansas

braun009@gmail.com

Myhelton
Myhelton

Kansas City: where the only thing we have going for us is.......wait, we Don't have anything going for us!

@myhelton

Jimmy McMinn
Jimmy McMinn

Kansas City Royals: Basically the Chicago Cubs of the west.

Gizellie
Gizellie

Kansas City, known for steak, losing teams and not being St. Louis. @gizellie:twitter 

Aaron Hooks
Aaron Hooks

Kansas City: The Meth Makes It Tolerable.

Kansas City: Our Women Are Fat, But Ugly. (And Way, Way Too Easy).

Kansas City: Jason Whitlock Thinks You're RACYESS!

Kansas City: Come Touch Bill Self's Wig!

Kansas City: No, We Didn't Have a Stroke, Why Do You Ask?

Kansas City: Just South Of Hell

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