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Casey Anthony's Hiding Place -- Revealed

Categories: Crime
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Have you seen this woman? St. Louisans should keep an eagle eye, our informant says.
If we killed our baby and got away with it -- thereby pissing off so many God-fearing, Nancy Grace-watching Americans that people were literally attacking our doppelgängers in convenience stores and terrorizing anyone stuck with our cursed name -- we would probably look for a way to start over in California. Just look at Whitey Bulger. Dude lasted sixteen years on the lam in Santa Monica!

But that's not, apparently, the route chosen by Casey Anthony, the lovable tot killer molestation victim party girl recently found not guilty of the murder of her daughter, Caylee.

Her attorneys may be mum on her whereabouts, but we can report exclusively that Casey's decided to bide her time (and hide from a vengeful America) in south-city St. Louis!

In this photograph, obtained exclusively by Riverfront Times, you can see the compound where the Most Hated Person in America plans to wait out the next 9.5 years.

We're told the spacious hideout has a seven-foot high fence to keep out nosy neighbors -- plus opaque windows on the street side to keep out prying eyes.

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This exclusive photo shows Anthony's new digs in south city St. Louis.

And that's not all -- the compound comes equipped with its own trash burner, so drunks (or hoodlums) roaming the streets of south city don't stumble on a bit of garbage betraying its new, infamous inhabitant. It also doesn't have Internet; we're told Anthony's lawyers wanted to make sure that those hunting for Anthony couldn't locate her via wireless transmissions.

Really, this bunker is so hardcore, we doubt the CIA could find Anthony -- even if they spent the next decade looking.

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44 comments
ovagi izate
ovagi izate

I'm from STL and this is definitely a troll story. LOL  She wouldn't last 5 minutes in STL. 

Robear0007
Robear0007

Can I get a large pan pizza with bacon and a 2 liter pepsi. Wait...isn't this pizza hut on line?

Tk3212
Tk3212

She was spotted in Webster today!

guest
guest

Hey I'm selling the place next door.  It has a great view of her complex if anyone is interested.  You will have to put up with some late night parties apparently. 

captainnoname
captainnoname

the girl was found  NOT GUILTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Guess none of you honor , respect , or care  about the law .Let it go besides there's another case ya all can start watching , let the media put her on trial also. This one's in south central Il

Behrensfamily636
Behrensfamily636

Casey will never rest even if she changes her appearance she will never have a normal life, she might think she will.., but she won't. Just beware of a woman who smells of death..... God bless Cay-lee.  

Jj
Jj

I just hired a women that looks just like her as a babysitter. She said she can't wait to take the kids swimming

Lickmynuts
Lickmynuts

good call.  niggers dont watch the news so they wont have any idea who she is.

Jaydonhenry
Jaydonhenry

Leave casey alone so what if she isn't guilty there is a lot worse ppl out in the world that kill all the time and ur so upset over a girl named casey u guys get a grip of life ppl mess up all the time st louis is not a shit hole and plus did u ever stop and ask urself is this worth talking about?

NPCarling26
NPCarling26

I literally burst out laughing at the last sentence.

Johnstone1957
Johnstone1957

I suppose, a shit hole like St Louis would be a fitting place,,

qit it
qit it

innocent til proven guilty well this girl was not proven guilty everyone needs to get over it

Lovelylisamarie1989
Lovelylisamarie1989

She's not here! I've been in south st Louis for 22 years and that building/shack is no where around here! Realizing that the whole world hates this girl, why would she come to one of the most populated, most dangerous city? She has enemies every where. She needs a hiding spot!

Cosmogurl622
Cosmogurl622

wow brilliant idea move her down the street from me.thankyou.

RAIN
RAIN

THE BITCH NEEDS TO BE NAILED TO A TREE

Bosscbull
Bosscbull

I have lived in South City for over 20 years. I have never come across a building such as this.  South City of St. Louis is not very large at all. Futhermore, it is against the city's building code to have a wall like that on residential property. This has to be a joke.

Alice Jean
Alice Jean

definitely bin laden's hideout... 

Kristinaren
Kristinaren

I am from south city there is nothing like that hers.

Coolbreeze_Nate
Coolbreeze_Nate

I lived in south city for 8 years. There is no building like that in south city.

Debunker
Debunker

Aside from the blurring in the top left corner of the compound from a spray tool, exif data shows it was edited with Photoshop CS4. In addition, http://errorlevelanalysis.com/... shows manipulation from different image sources. 

a_user
a_user

Even the RFT can't resist a good trolling now and then.

Elmira Harris
Elmira Harris

Why the hell did they bring her here  ship her ass  to Iran.

Tank Wanker
Tank Wanker

Duh. Thats the old Bin Laden hideout in Pakistan.

Cathyhaward
Cathyhaward

She doesn't even deserve this rambled place!

hotdogwaffles
hotdogwaffles

yes, because of psychotic fucks like yourself.

tknight_69
tknight_69

@Lickmynuts: One too many cousins again, eh ???

8bit
8bit

Can we get a moderator in here? Reading comments by people to dense to understand sarcasm is one thing, but I'd prefer not seeing racial slurs.

Robngravez
Robngravez

You have it backwards. In America, it's guilty until proven innocent, and no one is innocent.

Justin Hulke
Justin Hulke

st louis is nowhere near one of the most populated cities, you fucking hoosiers need to leave south city once a decade or so and see whats up with the rest of the world.  Also south city itself isnt too dangerous either.  Im assuming you are white, and that you have never been to walnut park or ESL.  Once again, get out of your bubble

Robngravez
Robngravez

Like Jesus was? I don't think that will help...

Joey Boots
Joey Boots

wow, you sure can't get one by you.

Jenniferhefley
Jenniferhefley

Actually St. Louis is in the top three for homicide. Used to be number 1. And it is a large city comparitively. Save your anger towards a rant that deserves it.

hotdogwaffles
hotdogwaffles

in the top 3 north of 70. South of 70, not so much

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