Claire Canon: Chesterfield Teen Charged in Stun-Gun Attack on Ex-Boyfriend

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Claire Canon: She may look sweet, but you do not want to piss this girl off.
​You do not want to mess with Claire Canon -- just ask her ex-boyfriend.

On December 30, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports, the poor bloke opened the front door of his home in St. Louis County. Canon stepped in and asked him for a hug. But when he complied, police say she fired a stun gun at his chest.

Then, when he fell to the floor, three dudes wearing ski masks rushed in and began beating the crap out of him. When he managed to flee, they continued the attack outside the house.

The victim was able to identify at least one of the guys, 22-year-old Bret Lombardo, after he recognized his voice, the P-D reports. (Lombardo is the boyfriend of Canon's sister.) He's been charged with first-degree burglary and third-degree assault; Canon has been charged with first-degree burglary, third-degree assault and third-degree domestic assault.

We have a ton of questions about this case, but we'll try to keep it to just a few. Namely, did Canon somehow think she was gonna get away with this?

And, this: Did her boyfriend not understand prior to this that she's obviously utterly and completely crazy?

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Betterlookingthanyou
Betterlookingthanyou

This bitch doesn't look sweet at all. Definalty crazy though hahahaha nasty whore

Nancy Williams- Rodriguez
Nancy Williams- Rodriguez

I just found this story about Claire Canon.Unfortunately, suffice it to say that my family had a 'run in' with this nut job over the past 2 months. And, I can report that she hasn't learned a thing from anything that resulted from her choice to assault her boyfriend months ago. In fact, she also still likes to include back up from other girls and boys regularly in her 'posse'.  She is a menace to society. She currently is going to school at SEMO. The best advice is to 'out' her to any adult that will listen and try to keep her reigned in legally.Flag

Nancy Williams- Rodriguez
Nancy Williams- Rodriguez

I just found this story about Claire Canon.Unfortunately, suffice it to say that my family had a 'run in' with this nut job over the past 2 months. And, I can report that she hasn't learned a thing from anything that resulted from her choice to assault her boyfriend months ago. In fact, she also still likes to include back up from other girls and boys regularly in her 'posse'.  She is a menace to society. She currently is going to school at SEMO. The best advice is to 'out' her to any adult that will listen and try to keep her reigned in legally. 

Hdjdjx
Hdjdjx

Ha I hooked up with her a while ago

Waitnsee
Waitnsee

That little bitch needs to come to my parts and ill show her a thing or 2 if she was being abused the dumb bitch should have left him gold diggin trick couldnt dig no more cause the man caught on to her and wasnt havin it probably hooked up with the bitches bff

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

Dude, are you high on meth? Have you ever heard of a period? Punctuation can be your friend moron.

Smiley
Smiley

You people are fucking disgusting u should all be in hell just for those comments u dont know this girl and we dont know why she did this but it was probably due to her boyfriend acting just like scum u all are.

Wayno
Wayno

 yea blame the guy. thats a typical cop out cunt answer to everything.blame the guy. lezbos beat up and hurt and kill each other to. violence is in the gay world as well as the straight world. your ignorant. you must have been born in a banjo ditch. looks like in this case once again the man won. he is still free to roam and fuck more sweet lil sluts while she is in jail hanging out with dirty smelly nigger broads. the man is the smart one in this story. the women got fooled again by a smart man. he is free and she is in jail. LOL DUMB CUNT!

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

My guess is that Wayno has never been intimate with a female other than Rosy Palm.....

Wayno
Wayno

 I know I am fucking disgusting and im very proud of if it pisses you off. I hate all humans.PEOPLE SUCK. FTW FUCK THE WORLD. i am an equal opportunity hater of all humans even if  I dont know them. I am judge and jury. so remember that motherfucker. FTW. EAT SHIT AND DIE.

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

Yola, is Claire your lesbian lover?

Wayno
Wayno

  whoo a gay joke right? thats real bad. are you in 5th grade or what?

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

its very possible that Wayno is the dumbest human being on the face of the earth.

Outlaw Biker Trash
Outlaw Biker Trash

 I would punch her in the face. that would solve the problem. FUCK HER!

Guest 666
Guest 666

  then gang bang her at the biker clubhouse right?

MONGOLS SGV
MONGOLS SGV

another psycho cunt that needs either to suck on a gun barrel or get a bloody beating or  get some mental help. choose one.

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Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

Get a load of "Lola aka Charles Bronson" down there. Advocating vigilante criminal revenge to even the score. Guys, you not only want to steer clear of Claire but of Lola too. Don't worry Lola, Claire will have a few years in the slammer to think about whether this little stunt was worth it, no matter what her motives were.

I bet drugs are involved. Clair, you are going to be the Belle of the Ball in the women's prison you will be sent to. I hope you are bisexual at least and can enjoy it.

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

Whoops, meant la la la YOLA, not LOLA above. My bad.

Notice how nice the police allowed her to fix her hair for the mug shot photo. You know some cop was hitting on her during booking. Usually they try to make everyone look as foolish as possible in those mug shot photos. Claire's looks like a Publicity photo. Can't wait to find out what her motive was for this. You know she will claim some kind of abuse ala Casey Anthony.

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

She is absolutely stunning.

Wayno
Wayno

 does this mean you are gonna ask for her hand in marriage? and she will become your fiance? then your fat wife? then have  6 snot nosed brat kids? good luck pal.

Rupert Pupkin
Rupert Pupkin

Hey Wayno, you utter moron, focus on the word "stunning" and then realize what a big fat dope you are. Did you even read the story? How bout at least the headline you dimwit?

Sqrrlsarge
Sqrrlsarge

What the hell did the ex-boyfriend do to piss her off? she was in my math class a few years ago and she didn't seem like a very violent person, but I could be wrong. I just wonder if this was a case of an abusive boyfriend and this was justified, or if she is indeed a crazy bitch... I'd really like to hear the full story from both sides before I make judgments about anybody.

Yola
Yola

Ya he did deserve it. He so mentally and physically abusive to her he had it coming and I'm glad she finally got him back

Tapis3223
Tapis3223

"She just figured no one cool in west county snitches. Which is 99.99% TRUE."Now thats funny I live in W. County and 99.99% would snitch on their mother once they get in the hotseat...LOLLOLAnother example of stupid pampered kids thinking they are street smart...

HaHa
HaHa

Ya that's the "home girl" the girl that could get around. Im pretty sure everyone at Lafayette hates her or just pretends to like her to her face. In my opinion this is what you would call KARMA....she got what she deserved. And for knowing Claire personally, no she didn't think she was going to get caught, she doesn't think that far ahead. She just figured no one cool in west county snitches. Which is 99.99% true.

YESSS
YESSS

this story couldnt have ended any better mother fuckers. She got off and is living a freee happy life! haha

HaHa...Ha
HaHa...Ha

It's too bad nobody is cool in West County...

Lalalande
Lalalande

the ex boyfriend deserved it !

Will
Will

chill out fagz dats the home girl

Fuck Will
Fuck Will

 she is a fucking punk as you are you rap loving nigger motherfucker! your the Faggot! and you spell like nigger spook to. its FAG  not fagz dats.

Pwnzorrz
Pwnzorrz

hot

Marnewbee
Marnewbee

heard she had a blue waffle and the guy was telling people

Billy from Hellinois
Billy from Hellinois

 Hot chick slut maybe the problem. the penis can get a man in trouble with Hot cunts like this. if she did it once she will do it again so fuck her once then run like Hell!

Anonymous
Anonymous

Remember: don't stick your dick in crazy.

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