Eight Wicked YouTube Slaps (Because You Can't Slap Nancy Grace, Even Though You Really Want To)

We'll be the first to say we're no fans of Casey Anthony -- yesterday's jury verdict aside, we can't help but think she's a cold-blooded killer. Still, the one we'd actually like to bitch-slap in this situation is Nancy Grace.

We know, we know: Grace is a former prosecutor, she's on the side of Law and Order, and she really just wants to see Tot Mom burn in hell, like every other red-blooded American (save those twelve contrary Floridians, of course).

But does she have to be so shrilly self-righteous? So smug? So endlessly, maddeningly indignant? Just once, while Grace was shouting about Zanny the Nanny and the heart-shaped sticker on the duct tape and how Caylee couldn't have climbed that damned pool ladder, couldn't Jane Velez-Mitchell have reached over and smacked her straight across the face?

You can't have everything, alas. But here are eight devastating blows -- the sort of thing we would have liked to see aimed at Grace just once during HLN's marathon Tot Mom coverage.

8. Rough Politics

7. No Horseplay in the Classroom

6. Speaking of Obnoxious TV Hosts...

5. Annoying TV Pseudo-Celebrity Takes One to the Face

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TixWoo
TixWoo

Good thing Danny boy had his body guards there to back him up lol.

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RETIRED1
RETIRED1

Danny Bonaduce has a black belt and that is why he didn't hit the old dude.He could easily kill him with his hands and feet but would be severly punished by our legal system!

Megansjr
Megansjr

I doubt he would be "severly punished" by our legal system. celebrities seem to get away with everything. xD

Punching Kitty
Punching Kitty

Our favorite YouTube bitch slap just happens to have been St. Louis-based: http://punchingkitty.com/2010/...

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Jeffy
Jeffy

Yes. I agree.  Would be nice to see Nancy Grace's grill chilled...

Jorjazapper
Jorjazapper

Mrs, or miss Fenske, you have a stupidly written column

Bill Hannegan
Bill Hannegan

Sarah, I am "OK" almost with most of the slaps, and I especially enjoyed the school room slap which brought back my high school days! A Brother of Mary bloodied my nose and made me see stars with similar slaps I very much deserved.  But I hate seeing a girl get hit by a guy, and I am especially troubled by 1.ko! Did this guy ever wake up again after his head hit the pavement? I am usually fine with RFT blogs nihilism, but I am worried about the victim of slap number 1!

Sarah Fenske
Sarah Fenske

Bill, you're more a humanitarian than we RFTers, I fear -- I think our souls have deadened by all the violence we (attempt to) cover...

That said, I'm with you re: guys hitting girls: I think we should be able to clock the hell out of dudes when necessary, but the reciprocal is not cool...

Justin
Justin

Nancy Grace = pathetic moron, just like almost everybody at Fixed Noise and False Business.

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