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Michael Gordon: Pretended To Be a Cop To Pick Up Women

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St. Charles County Sheriff's Department
Michael Gordon: Frisky cop was a real handyman.
By day he was a self-employed handyman living with his mother. By night, police say, Michael Gordon was a make-believe cop, using his faux occupation to impress women in bars. The handcuffs and other police equipment Gordon carried on his utility belt would later prove handy during one-night stands at hotel rooms.

The 32-year-old Gordon's double identity came to a crashing end Tuesday following a meth lab bust in St. Charles County. The suspects arrested in the raid asked sheriff deputies if they could speak to their cop friend, Michael Gordon.

But deputies soon grew suspicious of Gordon and got on the phone to ask him exactly where he was a cop. Gordon said he was employed with the Pine Lawn department in north St. Louis County. That was a lie. Gordon has never been a police officer. A reading disability kept him from being a real cop, though he'd dreamed of the occupation ever since participating in the Police Explorer program as a teen.

According to the St. Louis County Sheriff's Department, Gordon went on to tell investigators how he pretended to be a cop to gain the trust of women he met in St. Charles County and Jefferson County bars. And who knew? Such a strategy actually worked! Gordon told investigators he took a few women to area hotel rooms for consensual sex with his police tools proving to be fun sex toys.

But was the sex really consensual? That's what the sheriff's department wants to know. It's publicizing Gordon's tale to make sure that none of his sexual conquests felt victimized and were afraid to report it because they believed him to be a real cop. Anyone in such a situation should call the St. Charles County Detective Bureau at 636-949-3020.

Gordon is charged with two counts of impersonating an officer. He was being held in jail yesterday on a $15,000 bond.


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13 comments
gametruthordare
gametruthordare

I see ... if a man is arrested, there is no reason to believe or suspect that individual raped ... but the police will launch the idea and ask the public to see his picture and ask someone who felt "victim" after learning he was a cop, after all. What a joke.Sexy Games

Grendl Tucker
Grendl Tucker

i know this family... there is a proven history of sexual abuse, and this man should not be in the house with minors... DFS had him removed in 2007 for incidents not brought to light...why is he back in that house again?

Kuei
Kuei

" A reading disability kept him from being a real cop"...Since when are cops required to read? They know nothing about the laws they are paid to uphold.

Lida S.
Lida S.

He's creepy.     They need to check under the floor of his mom's basement.

Your Momma
Your Momma

I see... so a man is arrested, there isn't any reason to believe or even suspect this person raped anyone... but the police are going to float that idea and ask the public to look at his picture and ask anyone that felt 'victimized' after learning he wasn't a cop after all. What a joke. 

jinx
jinx

sociopath solidarity

Your Momma
Your Momma

If anyone feels that jinx may be a child molester, please call the police immediately. 

Your Momma
Your Momma

labeling liars as rapists is the only thing sociopathic here... 

jinx
jinx

Like I said.

Sociopath solidarity.

Your Momma
Your Momma

Who said anything about molesting? The act of taking someone else's child without the custodian's permission, under false pretenses no less, for ice cream is kidnapping. 

So how about this... we post any man's picture that has ever told a lie to a woman in a bar in an attempt to pick her up on the web and ask those women if they feel betrayed, and if so to call the SVU detectives. 

Please. 

jinx
jinx

Having ice cream with little boys isn't a crime.

Maybe you're just assuming that someone who would hang out with little boys under false and creepy pretenses might actually be the kind of person who would molest children.

Sort of like how a shady dude who's friends with meth manufacturers and pretends to be a cop to pick up women and have handcuff sex with them just might be a creep who is engaging in some nonconsensual shit and using his phony authority to dissuade them from saying anything about it.

Your Momma
Your Momma

Ummm jinx... he wasn't trying to pick up little boys. He admits to picking up adult women and having sex with them. 

There's a big difference. That being one is a disgusting crime, the other not. 

jinx
jinx

If I admitted to police that I often pretended to have lost my dog so I could befriend little boys and take them out for ice cream cones, that would probably be a reasonable response.

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