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Flight Grounded at Lambert Due to Backgammon

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Backgammon? Yeah. More like al-Qaeda-gammon.
Early Tuesday morning, when U.S. Airways flight 457 took off from New York heading toward Phoenix, things were quiet.

Perhaps a little too quiet.

And too board-game-y.

According to the St. Louis Business Journal, three Israelis of Russian descent were on the flight. Their English skills were crude (red flag much?). Plus they acted weird:

One of the men tried to sit in an unassigned seat....Immediately after takeoff, one of the men began walking up the aisle. When he was instructed to return to his seat, he sat in another unassigned seat.
But no one was prepared for what came next. No one. As KSDK Channel 5 reports:

Flight attendants grew further suspicious after seeing one of the men handle an elaborate, odd-shaped case...The box was revealed to contain a backgammon game.
Ground the plane. Seriously -- backgammon? Do you know what "backgammon" means, in the game? It means a triple loss of checkers. So. Do the math.

By the way, advice to terrorists: If you really want to look normal, don't bring a social and stimulating past-time. Put on headphones and avoid eye contact with strangers, just like everybody else.

The flight was grounded at Lambert Airport on Tuesday morning. After a sweep of the plane and a re-screening of the passengers, the flight resumed as normal. 
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ZonaNorte
ZonaNorte

Every time I read about this crap I am reminded of all the headlines last weekend when papers and websites across the country and the president used headlines and phrases like "We haven't given in to fear" and "America is stronger" etc. etc.  What complete bs!

Just yesterday a flight was diverted, escorted by fighter jets, and a Jewish-Arab female colomnist and two indian men arrested and interrogated for no other reason than their appearance, because they looked suspicious!

America and Americans are more fearful and paranoid than ever and have changed for the worse since 9/11.  This "see something, say something" crap has worked to reinforce it and has brought out the worst biases and most servile vendettas in the lowest common denominator of our population.  What's really scary is it will get worse before it gets better...if it ever does.

Rudy Moore
Rudy Moore

Should've borrowed a Guess Who? game from the TSA.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The terrorists won after all.

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