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There once was a mayor from Wasilla...
​Did that headline get your attention? Love Sarah Palin or loathe her, you just can't seem to look away. You're as obsessed as a post-Mariah-Carey Eminem!

So that oughtta make today's Daily RFT contest right up your alley. We're giving away an entire suite of seats for tomorrow's event at the Family Arena in St. Charles featuring Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin. That's twelve seats, plus two VIP parking passes. And we're giving all twelve tickets + the passes to the one reader who, in our estimation, best completes this limerick: There once was a mayor from Wasilla....

Leave your limerick in the comment section below before 4 p.m. today, as well as a way to contact you (Facebook, email, Twitter). We'll notify a winner by 4:30 p.m. -- you'll need to be able to pick up your tickets at the RFT office some time before 5:30 p.m. tomorrow.

And while you might think you need to mock the former Alaska governor to win, au contraire. Our judges' panel contains both Palin lovers and Palin haters (yes, the RFT is that rare alt-weekly with a Palin lover on retainer). Regardless of whether you dream of getting your Glen Rice on or fantasize about pulling a Sara Jane Moore, if your limerick is good, we'll hook you up. So get writing!

UPDATE: We have a winner! See our follow-up post for the winning poem, as well as a runner-up.


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16 comments
classof66
classof66

there once was a mayor from Wasillawho could fight like a gorilla.She may seem old fashionbut can save the US a from crashin.

Rsmith
Rsmith

There once was a mayor from WasillaWho was seduced by the chance at the moo-laBy turning her back on the voterAnd using her chest like a HooterShe filled her own wallet saying to bad Alaska

Dr. Discretion
Dr. Discretion

There once was a flutist turned sportscasterWhose vagina oozed ever fasterOne day she left WasillaHer snatch smelling like a rotting AquilaBoth Trig and Glen agree on the disaster.

Ed Beck
Ed Beck

There once was a mayor from Wasilla, whose beauty was sweeter than vanilla, chosen by Senator McCain while the polls he hoped to gain,his selection didn't help a scintilla. 

KITTY
KITTY

There once was a mayor from Wasillawho is a mama grizzly, not a gorilla.Introduced to us by Senator McCainAs a woman who shoots wolves from a planeShe prefers furs of moose, not chinchilla.

I could do this all day.
I could do this all day.

There once was a mayor from Wasilla,Whose color was just like vanilla,She hates other races,Their lazy black faces,But would gladly go fuck a gorilla.

Just Doing my Part
Just Doing my Part

There once was a mayor from Wasilla,Whose pussy looked like a chinchilla,She shaved it with honey,Now it looks all funny,Not dislike roadkill armadilla.

jdub
jdub

There once was a mayor from Wasilla,back in the day she listened to Michael Jackson's Thillershe was a good girl who always played nice,until after a basketball tournament she did Glenn Riceand now Todd's dick will never be able to thrill her.

JJ
JJ

Why in living hell would a company like yours promote such an event is beyond me. This must be a joke - on your readers. How about giving away tickets to the KKK rally or some other seditionist spewing crackpot. Sarah is such a joke that she cannot allow herself to compete on the big stage in the real world where there might be actual questions - not softballs from the sHAWN hANNITY'S of the Faux Noise cabal.

Nshelledy
Nshelledy

There once was a mayor from WasillaA 'copter ridin' gun totin' wolf killaShe looks damn good in redAnd not a tear will she shedSo long as she's rakin' in all that scrilla

stev0205
stev0205

There once was a mayor from Wasilla, and boy, she was fucking stupid.twitter: stev0205

Nikolai Pashka
Nikolai Pashka

There once was a mayor from Wasilla,The white trash Alaskan governor Cindarella, Her Fairy godmother was the GOP, She won't run for president - a guarantee,To St. Louis she comes dressed in her gowns,The woman related to that kid with the downs.

Eddie
Eddie

there once was a mayor from Wasilla/who found some dark chocolate to filla/and though now Todd isn't tickled/he still dips his pickle/cuz the royalties remain quite a thhrilla

KITTY
KITTY

Let me guess: You are a punk ass union thug Obama loving radical socialist who picks his nose and eats the buggers in public.

Nshelledy
Nshelledy

Exactly- she's a joke, and most RFT readers hopefully have a good sense of humor and are wanting to go for the entertainment value, not to be inspired or take it seriously.

Guest
Guest

And you vote based on appearance.

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