Look! Sarah Palin Is Naked!

• there once was a mayor from Wasilla who could fight like a gorilla. She may seem old fashion but can save the US a from crashin.

• And you vote based on appearance.

• there once was a mayor from Wasilla/who found some dark chocolate to filla/and though now Todd isn't tickled/he still dips his pickle/cuz the royalties remain quite a thhrilla

• Let me guess: You are a punk ass union thug Obama loving radical socialist who picks his nose and eats the buggers in public.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla Who was seduced by the chance at the moo-la By turning her back on the voter And using her chest like a Hooter She filled her own wallet saying to bad Alaska

• There once was a flutist turned sportscaster Whose vagina oozed ever faster One day she left Wasilla Her snatch smelling like a rotting Aquila Both Trig and Glen agree on the disaster.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla,  whose beauty was sweeter than vanilla, chosen by Senator McCain while the polls he hoped to gain,his selection didn't help a scintilla. 

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla who is a mama grizzly, not a gorilla. Introduced to us by Senator McCain As a woman who shoots wolves from a plane She prefers furs of moose, not chinchilla.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla, Whose color was just like vanilla, She hates other races, Their lazy black faces, But would gladly go fuck a gorilla.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla, Whose pussy looked like a chinchilla, She shaved it with honey, Now it looks all funny, Not dislike roadkill armadilla.

• Exactly- she's a joke, and most RFT readers hopefully have a good sense of humor and are wanting to go for the entertainment value, not to be inspired or take it seriously.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla, back in the day she listened to Michael Jackson's Thiller she was a good girl who always played nice, until after a basketball tournament she did Glenn Rice and now Todd's dick will never be able to thrill her.

• Why in living hell would a company like yours promote such an event is beyond me. This must be a joke - on your readers. How about giving away tickets to the KKK rally or some other seditionist spewing crackpot. Sarah is such a joke that she cannot allow herself to compete on the big stage in the real world where there might be actual questions - not softballs from the sHAWN hANNITY'S of the Faux Noise cabal.

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla A 'copter ridin' gun totin' wolf killa She looks damn good in red And not a tear will she shed So long as she's rakin' in all that scrilla

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla, and boy, she was fucking stupid. twitter: stev0205

• There once was a mayor from Wasilla, The white trash Alaskan governor Cindarella, Her Fairy godmother was the GOP, She won't run for president - a guarantee, To St. Louis she comes dressed in her gowns, The woman related to that kid with the downs.

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