Got a Good "Yo Mama" Joke? Win 2 Free Tickets to See Comic Bill Burr at the Pageant!

UPDATED: Sara wins!

One of our favorite bits by Bill Burr is this one about mothers:


Wanna catch Bill Burr at the Pageant on Saturday night at 8 p.m? Normally you'd have to pay 30 bucks, but right now, all you have to do is come up with a good "Yo mama" joke.

Example: "Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took HER picture."

Type your joke AND YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS in the comment section by 2:30 pm, and we shall pick the winner forthwith.

Note to winner: You will need to pick up the tickets by 5 p.m. today at the RFT office at 6358 Delmar Boulevard, University City, MO 63130 (right next to the Tivoli Theatre in the Loop). 
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YoMomma
YoMomma

How about this one:

"Your momma is soooooo fat that she now qualifies to be a St. Louisan"

MaoMart
MaoMart

A trip to any Walmart will yield the material for a lifetime supply of "Your Momma is Sooooooo Fat..." jokes.

KITTY
KITTY

The Best is from 30 rock! His joke is the most cleverest of all.

Lance
Lance

Too late, but... Yo mama so fat, when she walks across the room, the radio skips.

Hitch
Hitch

Yo mama is so fat that, during the JFK assassination, she was on the grassy knoll, barbecuing.

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

I can't go but . . .

you're momma is so fat she can occupy wall street all by herself.

Sara
Sara

Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

laurapalmer24 @ hotmail DOT com

Mike N.
Mike N.

[I can't go to the show, but...]   Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

30 rock
30 rock

you know what the difference is between my wash machine and yo mama?

my wash machine doesn't follow me around all week after i drop my load in it.....booooya

(stolen from liz lemon)

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