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Proof Albert Pujols Has Been Telling St. Louis To Fuck Off For Weeks

Categories: Cardinals
Remember that story from last month, when an anonymous donor paid for an Albert Pujols statue at Westport Plaza?

Well, we just ran that new item through our decoder machine and discovered this disturbing secret message. Check it:

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Wick
Wick

Albert is just a prime example of paying a non U.S citizen ass loads of money. He is just another wet back with a bat and a glove. As Americans we should make sure that the the people playing our favorite past time are actully American!Fuck that spic! It's shameful that union teachers,firefighters,and police officiers are labled as over paid, but this guy who has no allegiance to this country,it's acceptable to pay him millions to play a game!

Jwub91781
Jwub91781

fuck that whole pujos family, i wish a remaining career of injury

Jaco1175
Jaco1175

Here's hoping this greedy fucks elbow finally blows out in spring training, not that he would care since he would still make his bank, but it would probably make that smarmy hypocrite fuck moreno break down and cry over making such a stupid overpaid offer. In the meantime, fuck Albert and fuck his wife Deidre with their bullshit comments to us St Louis fans. Fuck off and quit talking about your love for St. Louis and the Cardinals, your not a fucking Cardinal anymore you fucking sellouts. Shut the fuck up. Fuck. Off.

Fivestar62010
Fivestar62010

i couldnt say it better. she expects us to boo hoo for her for leaving for an extra 40 mill. piss on her

sabotslug
sabotslug

 Are you guys really serious?  This is why everyone hates Cardinals fans.  When something isn't going your way, you immediately throw everyone you can point a finger at under the bus.  Get a real life and either be a fan of baseball, a fan of the player, or not a fan.  It's quite sickening listening to your comments on Albert and everything else that hasn't went the Cardinals way.  However, it does show your true colors and intelligence quite well.  One more note to add.  A professional athlete is a professional athlete to make money.  If they were playing only for the love of the game, then why get paid at all, be an amateur.  Since they are there to get payed, why not get payed more.  Honestly people, think about what you would do in the same situation.

Jaco1175
Jaco1175

Well prick, I don't know shit about the difference between making 220 million and 250 million, but I can tell you this, I had a job making roughly $60 grand and it stressed the shit out of me and I never saw my family. So I took a step back and now I make about $35 grand and my kids know my name and like me again and I even get laid by my wife once in a while. So you see not everyone is a greedy fuck, not everyone thinks it's all about the money. Truth be told I don't really give a shit about those who think it's all about the money, unless they tell everyone the opposite for years and then prove that they are lying sacks of shit and then try to tell everyone some more that it wasn't about the money and that it was what god told them to do and a whole bunch of other bullshit to try to make people worship their suck asses. Here's the story, I am a fanatic Cards fan. Pujols left. While that sucks I can accept that. What I cannot accept is the fact that this two faced sellout cocksucker and his wannabe housewives of LA bitch NOW want to tell everyone how much they LOVE St. Louis and the Cardinals and the fans for whatever bullshit reason they have. Seriously go on to your new fans and leave us the fuck alone, the homer fuck Pujols fans will still follow your exploits with your new team and the Cardinal fans will watch our team win or lose like they always have. SO, get the fuck off your highhorse sabotslug (or should I call you Deirdre?). I don't give two shits if people are not Cardinal fans hate the Cardinals. As a matter of fact, I hope more opposing teams fans hate the Cardinals, that usually means they are doing shit right.

Holgazan
Holgazan

Sweet Jesus... What can ya say?  How many millions isn't  enough? I gotta go with this guy.  I'd play first base for 50 G's AND I can do the splits... or I will try.

Marqus Shaw8831
Marqus Shaw8831

I don't even respect Albert pujols, i mean Albert Greenjols anymore, you lied to the Cardinal fanbase, i remember when you said that "if you think im all about money, youre wrong" Albert Greenjols

GUEST
GUEST

I SAW A PICTURE OF THIS STATUE TODAY ON THE INTERNET. SOMEONE HAD PUT A #6 MIAMI HEAT JERSEY ON IT. AS A CARDINALS (AND AN EX-PUJOLS FAN), I THINK THIS IS APPROPRIATE.

Corrocamino
Corrocamino

I'm going to take my dog down to Busch Stadium and let him erect a statue of El Greedo there.

DamnDarkies
DamnDarkies

Speaking of Mike and "damn darkies" Pujols Famalee Foundation is only for "dark chillrun". White children and American children need not apply.

Kells
Kells

The statue is worth more for scrap!

BLAH
BLAH

I know plenty of bigot atheist, Mike. And lots of miserably uneducated blacks, should I paint them with an uneducated, racist brush too?DICK

Mike_Sucks_His_Own
Mike_Sucks_His_Own

And plenty of aethist bigoted racist jews (Mike wears a little jar around his neck to collect tears for jews/blacks/homos/criminals....)

Fred L
Fred L

Yeah, now we know that all the love Pujols expressed for St. Louis, Cardinal Nation, tradition, Stan Musial and so on was a bunch of bullshit.He's in it for the money, period. Nothing wrong with that, except that he spent the last 11 years telling us the exact opposite. He can swing a bat, but he's a liar and a hypocrite.The people I feel sorry for are the employees at his restaurant. The manager was on TV talking about how many of their customers come from out of town, but it will be a cold day in Hell before any Cardinal fans choose to spend their precious dollars at Pujols5. 

Mostar24
Mostar24

Pujols 5 is not owned by pujols, its a diffrent owner that has more rights than pujols,,,

Fivestar62010
Fivestar62010

the owner needs to get the word out asap that albert dont own it

KITTY
KITTY

Photo Shopping at its best!   Regarding Albert's comment: "Just like my wife says, We're going to be praying about it..."For a man who flouts his Catholic religion every time he bats or hits a home run, and then  thanks Jesus at every press confernce, he should follow the words in the Holy Bible: Hebrews 13.5: "Keep your life  free from love of money and be content with what you have.'

Mike N.
Mike N.

To the best of my knowledge, Albert isn't Catholic; I believe he's a non-denominational Christian.  Catholics aren't nearly as evangelical as Albert is.  Most catholics are religious for about an hour on sunday morning, and that's it.  Then they come here and post comments about 'those damn jews' and 'those f-ing homos' and 'those darkies taking all our tax money'.

Fivestar
Fivestar

it is calleed his wife. shes the greedy ass whipping it

KITTY
KITTY

Sorry Mike, according to wiki.answers Albert is a much a Catholic as the Pope. The entire Dominican Republic is Catholic to the max. The country was named for a catholic order.

jillyph
jillyph

"Sorry", KITTY, according to Albert's pastor, he is Baptist (tried to post link yesterday, RFT hasn't approved the comment, you can google it.)

Mike N.
Mike N.

Too soon.  You know, "comedy equals tragedy plus time."

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