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Reader Really Dislikes Riverfront Times; Vows to Use Paper for Litter Box

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Last week's feature story "Perv and Protect," did not sit well with one angry reader* who left the following message on our company voice mail over the weekend. Enjoy.



*Though the caller says he was going to give RFT "a chance for once," he confesses in the next sentence to never having read the paper, which -- technically -- would make him a "non-reader."
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10 comments
Sam McCabe
Sam McCabe

unlike this loser, i read the RFT every day online, and most weeks the cover story. and i don't even live in st. louis anymore. 

Pwnzorzz
Pwnzorzz

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that the RFT is okay with offending pedophiles and their supporters.

hotdogwaffles
hotdogwaffles

He was in the middle of a ride along with some lucky lady while he was leaving this message

KITTY
KITTY

That message is from a pissed off cop. The RFT reported true facts and it they piss off some people, so what? Perve and Protect reported bad and disgusting behavior from a few cops. This doesn't mean the whole program of allowing students to be "ride alongs" is bad or that it should be discontinued. A few rotten apples always ruin the barrel. There will always be some people who ruin a good thing whether it be cops or pedofile priests. Lining a kitty litter box with the RFT is actually eco friendly and less disturbing to the kitty kat than lining the box with pages from the socialist left wing Post Dispatch! A kitty kat shittin on the editorial page of the Post shows how intelligent and clever the kat is. So, mister pissed off cop, clean up your own department before Kitty Kats United sue you for making them scape goats of something only you and your fellow officers are responsible for.

Kelsey W.
Kelsey W.

"I actually was gonna try and read your paper for once." 

ProjectMelton
ProjectMelton

I thought that was a strange comment considering he was so offended by the cover - what made him want to try it for once? Hmm...

813
813

Well, clearly since you've upset this guy, you should just go ahead and apologize and pull every copy from the racks. It's a perfectly reasonable request, obviously you've upset this person, and noone should ever have to suffer the indignity of being offended. Even if he never has read it before. (Also: amused by the jab that no one pays for the RFT... That wouldn't be because it's free, would it?)

Matt
Matt

This guy's cat must have a gigantic litterbox.

db
db

"affects maaaaaybe 1 percent"

but it still fucking happens. 

Mike N.
Mike N.

Translation of that call:  "Don't ruin it for the rest of us, bro!"

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