Just Announced: Rams To Begin Construction of Retractable Roof in 2012

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And there she blows!

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Yes, there's no truth to this story. The joke was making the rounds yesterday, and we thought it funny enough to share. Besides, a retractable roof -- even this one -- would make it difficult for Rams owner Stan Kroenke to move the team back to Los Angeles.

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Terence Watthens
Terence Watthens

A retractable dome roof... Hmm.. yeah, I know it's a joke, but the Rams deserve better. Other sports teams do have their share of losing streaks, so why not make this stadium a training ground for underdogs?

WTF
WTF

This is fitting, since the Rams can't seem to win for crap. Might as well make the stadium look like a giant toilet.. O_o

yahoojoe
yahoojoe

they just need to get the "Community of Christ" church to move their world HQ to the dome, and the retractable roof would be built in, courtesy of the Apocalypse.

Richard Vargas
Richard Vargas

Wouldn't be too tough to move em back to LA...all he'd have to do is giggle the handle and flush the entire turd collection right back there!

KittyLitterKing
KittyLitterKing

Since that "roof" is covering a soccer pitch, can we at least hope to see the Arsenal play at the Dome?  At least 3 points during a game wouldn't look as bad.

Rip Cruncher
Rip Cruncher

Thanks for pointing out the fucking obvious. I think we'd all worked out what the photo was implying Einstein.

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