Are We Really This White and Boring?


The "Shit BLANK Say" thing has almost reached it's endpoint, hasn't it? With every minority combo and regional variation taken, the only option that remains is for people to break it down into individual family feuds, as in "Shit My Mom Says to My Dad," "Shit My Little Brother Says to the Dog," etc.

Anywho, Mason and Remy over at 93.7-FM have thrown their had into the ring with the so-so "Shit St. Louisans Say." I don't deny people in St. Louis say some of these things (I did have pork steaks twice this weekend after all), but this is a very bland and homogenous effort. Where's the old lady barfly who knows every side street in South City? Where's the dapper young black guy wearing earbuds who raps to himself while walking down the street? It's more "Shit Four White Guys Under 30 Who Work at A Radio Station in St. Louis Say" than it is representational of the city I live in.
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Michelle
Michelle

mmmmmmmm pork steaks! lol            And the way the said 44 was spot on!

AmyH
AmyH

Sorry, this version of the meme has lame timing and just isn't representative of St. Louis. Usually these videos are funny because they're true; this one is just boring. Middle market mediocrity.

Guest
Guest

What if the team of Mason and Remy were renamed:

"Goy and Jew Boy"

Guest
Guest

"Are We Really This White and Boring?"

No, but you really are that jewish and vulgar.

ihatesuburbs
ihatesuburbs

You sound bored. Why don't you get a hammer and chase some teenagers around soco mall?

SuburbshateYou
SuburbshateYou

Before or after they incite me with racial slurs against the White race? (like what really happened in that piece of dogshit liberal mindfuck story)

ihatesuburbs
ihatesuburbs

So you admit that you are that fucking psycho! I fucking knew it!

On a slightly related note did you know that this guy wrote a song about you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy....indeed

ihatesuburbs
ihatesuburbs

I see the cuntry fucks are celebrating these dildos for their funny skit, probably because they did NOT include anything black people in this city would say.

SuburbsHateYou
SuburbsHateYou

What would the "black people" say? Something like "war ma welfa chek n sheeit muhafukn bichass muhafucka n sheeit"

Kitty
Kitty

Wait until the end of the video above, and click on "Shit STL People Say" for the all-black version.  I tried to post the link on here when i first saw the story, but apparently the moderator didn't like that?  It's ten minutes long (yeah!) and most of it isn't actually pertinent to St. Louis. Kinda denigrates into a couple dudes hanging out in Cardinals caps.

Golda Meier
Golda Meier

Probably something more along the lines of "damn dawg, I misses that white cracker nazzi I knews in prison, that cracker loved him some sekshul chocolate". You know why you liked it that way, it made you nostalgic when your daddy buggered you when you were 12. Brought back that really full feeling in your ass that you have never been able to reproduce since those days, right?

Kitty
Kitty

If you think we're too white, here's the flipside of "Shit STL People Say": http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...(Warning: It's ten minutes long, and most of it is not actually specific to St. Louis; kind of dwindles into two dudes just hanging out in Cardinals caps.)

Nicole_shaffer
Nicole_shaffer

I thought it was hilarious. It was only a few minutes long, give them a break! You can't possibly fit every color and size into it!

ihatesuburbs
ihatesuburbs

Yeah especially when the hillbillies listening to this twangy shit don't want anything to do with ANY other color or size.

Guest
Guest

St. Louis = Midwest's Largest Negro Mudhut Village

CLA022
CLA022

Paul - sucks for you that you're not capable of giving Mason and Remy some props here.  Whatever you think they did too much or too little of, does it really matter?  THEY DID IT!!  What are other media people doing that people are actually talking about and sharing with friends and colleauges?  If I had to guess, not much...  

Jamie Reed
Jamie Reed

Dear Mr. Friswold, If you're going to criticize, you better make sure you actually know how to write. How does one throw their "had" into something? I'm not from St. Louis, but I understood a lot of the video. I even laughed out loud at your city. As for Mason and Remy, welcome to the top guys! You know you've made it in life when you've got haters. Nothing but love for you! 

Ashley Boxx
Ashley Boxx

Wow harsh. What a bitch! Apparently this person hasn't lived in the Lou for long. I've grown up here my whole life and this video pretty much sums it up.....The Bull Rocks don't like it there's this river you can cross to get out of our city. Don't let the door hit ya where the lord split ya!

Mdankenbring
Mdankenbring

Shocking, The RFT putting down radio guys on a country station. How original. And the writer is working for the RFT? Wow...their career's going well.

Turdbox
Turdbox

The guy who wrote this article is a d-bag!

Mason Schreader
Mason Schreader

Thanks to the blogger at the Riverfront Times for also hatin' on our "Sh!t STL Says" video! I'll be 33 this year & I havn't thrown my had anywhere.

ihatesuburbs
ihatesuburbs

What expect from a cuntry music station? They don't know shit about St. Louis or any cities as a matter of fact. Stick to what you know; cousin fucking moonshine swilling pickemup truck driving cowboy hat wearing douchenozzles that listen to the hee haw bullshit that 93.7 plays. After all, we don't need a stupid fucking video that portrays how the hillbillies talk, we know that they drawl and butcher the English language saying stupid shit like 'Mizzurah'.

J Cash1fan
J Cash1fan

Wow!! Way to make yourself look so intelligent. Good for you...you know a bunch of four letter words. Idiot

Jonilynb
Jonilynb

You summed it up by saying you lived here a couple years. I hear a lot of this stuff. Open your ears!

LannyadurbiN
LannyadurbiN

Yeah this, and all of the carbon copies of this once funny meme, is lame.  I've only lived in STL for a short time but I've never heard anyone actually say any of these things. I'm starting to see the differences between city and county.

Remy OntheBull
Remy OntheBull

AWWW YEAH!!! Thanks for the article!! Appreciate the love :)

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